otter doesn't want to eat her brussel sprouts... nor does teddy!
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"Yay yay YAY..Christmas was so much fun.
But firstly I have to pass on the slightly sad news that the Santa stakeout failed. Me and Teddy both put in extra effort on christmas eve to stay up. I was in fact a bit annoyed with Teddy because when I couldnt stay up any more I made him promise to keep watch. He must have fallen asleep as when I woke up
Santa had been. I questioned Teddy as to why he had failed to follow instruction but he just gave me his usual blank expression which he always does when hes been bad. Ive forgiven him now, its Christmas and Otter keeper says you shouldnt be angry with anyone at christmas (Im making a concession for Kate Im always angry with her)
Christmas day was SO much fun, not only did I get lots of presents fron Santa but also from Otter Keeper! this meant lots of Otter presents. Santa even bought Teddy a small present which was very thoughtful, I had to open this for teddy as I think he was a bit overwhelmed (its hard to tell but I think he gets really excited at Christmas). You see, Not many people understand teddy because he doesnt say much. Only I really know what he thinks and sometimes I have to explain to Otter Keeper what Teddy is saying.
Anyway, the only bad thing Ive found about christmas day is brussel sprouts. They are these nasty green things and they taste exceptionally horrible if youre an otter. Keeper thinks brussel sprouts are great (hes so stupid). Teddy REALLY hated them and I passed this information on to Otter Keeper (teddy was really quite rude about the brussel sprouts) and Keeper got a bit cross. I told Teddy to keep a low profile for the rest of the day (he usually does any way)
.and I had to eat my sprouts. yuk. I hope whoever invented brussel sprouts (probably Kate) is happy now.